Top 7 Sly Stallone's funniest moments

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Sylvester Stallone may be the king of action, but he’s also delivered some of the most unexpectedly funny and delightfully quirky moments in Hollywood. Whether it’s an oddball sight gag hiding in a gritty flick, pure comedy gold on screen, or hilarious slip-ups from set, Stallone’s sense of humor shines through in memorable ways. Here are Sly’s funniest moments—proving the Italian Stallion knows how to bring the laughs as well as the punches.

1. Cutting Pizza With Scissors in “Cobra”

It’s the tough-guy stereotype… with a twist of pure absurdity. In Cobra (1986), viewers watched Stallone’s hyper-serious cop, Marion Cobretti, reach for a slice of pizza—then proceed to cut it with a giant pair of scissors. The entire movie is played with stone-faced intensity, making this low-key, delightfully odd moment comedic genius. Is he practical? Meticulous? Just offbeat? Either way, the meme-worthy scene stands out as one of his best comedic gems and reveals the bizarre humanity under all that grit.

2. The Three Seashells Mystery in “Demolition Man”

Stallone’s time-displaced John Spartan in Demolition Man (1993) is baffled by the future’s solution to hygiene: three mysterious seashells in every bathroom. His confusion mirrors the audience’s—and neither the character nor the viewers ever learn how to use them! This running joke sparks endless internet debates and solidifies the film as a sly, self-aware sci-fi satire with Sly at the comedic heart. His deadpan reaction to this futuristic problem is comedy gold.

3. The Bloopers, Outtakes, and Gag Reels

Take a break from the big screen and you’ll find Stallone cracking up just as much as his fans in blooper reels. He breaks character, fumbles lines, and gets caught up in infectious giggle fits—whether as Rocky, Rambo, or Barney Ross. From Rocky to The Expendables, these behind-the-scenes moments reveal a lighter, irresistible side of Stallone and prove even action heroes get the giggles.

Pro-tip: Search for Sly’s blooper compilations on YouTube or TikTok—these gems are impossible to watch without smiling!

4. Hulk Hogan and Stallone’s Comic Wrestling Mayhem in “Rocky III”

Bring on the chaos! The match between Rocky Balboa and Thunderlips (Hulk Hogan) in Rocky III turns the ring into a slapstick battleground. Between over-the-top showmanship and playful trash talk, the scene is an outrageous send-up of both wrestling and Stallone’s own on-screen persona. It’s action and comedy, and Sly’s reactions are half of what makes it so rewatchable.

5. “Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot” — So-Bad-It’s-Good Comedy

Routinely slammed by critics but beloved as a cult comedy trainwreck, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot pairs Stallone with the legendary Estelle Getty. The hilarity comes from their odd-couple dynamic as he plays the straight-man detective to her chaotic, overbearing mom. Rumor has it Schwarzenegger tricked Sly into taking the role, which only adds to its legend.

6. Wild One-Liners and Self-Parody

Stallone’s career is peppered with ridiculous, tongue-in-cheek one-liners—“You're going to regret this for the rest of your life… both seconds of it.”—and occasional self-satire, particularly in films like Demolition Man, where he pokes fun at his macho image by playing it just a little too straight.

7. Viral TikToks and Social Media Hijinks

Sly’s presence on TikTok and Instagram has introduced a new generation to his comedic timing. Whether he’s riffing on his famous roles or sharing goofy family antics, Stallone’s self-aware humor and willingness to make fun of himself keeps fans laughing—and sharing clips far and wide.

From slapstick moments to sly satire, Stallone’s comedic chops are as undeniable as his uppercuts. Which Sly moment cracks you up the most? Share your picks, send your memes, and let’s celebrate the lighter side of Hollywood’s heavyweight!